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If You’re An Embarrassing Woman, You’ll Never Make A Man Happy (Girl 3)

You could bear the splitting image of Halle Berry, as long as you’re the type of girl that men find embarrassing then rest assured that any man you get will rather eat nails and die than come home to you at nights.

Blame it on his ego. Blame it on his mother, who for sure, will despise you. Blame it on “society” for constructing restrictive ideals of a “good” woman. Whoever you blame, unless you change, you will end up lonely all the same. (That rhymes! Points for me!)

Here are the most upsetting traits of the embarrassing woman: Continue reading If You’re An Embarrassing Woman, You’ll Never Make A Man Happy (Girl 3)

She Obviously Doesnt Want A Man (Girl 2)

In all the pursuit of material and professional happiness, this woman – despite all she says – just does not see a man as priority (and she treats him accordingly).

This woman is one of the most exasperating for a man. Sadly (for the men), research indicates that she is pretty common.

Man Not A Priority

Here are her two most arresting characteristics: Continue reading She Obviously Doesnt Want A Man (Girl 2)

She’s Just Too Desperate (Girl 1)

Everybody told her “if you don’t get a man while you’re in college (before you’re 23, before your clock runs out, before all the men you know get married, before this, before that) then you will most certainly die!”

The result is a poor misguided girl who, sadly, cruel men joke about to their friends. Eventually, the few genuinely interested guys often end up utterly disappointed, or bored or annoyed.

Here are 4 of her defining features: Continue reading She’s Just Too Desperate (Girl 1)