Tag Archives: Women

You Don’t Have To Be Kim Kardashian to Get a Guy (Just stop being a GERIATRIC). (Girl 7)

Trying to find the perfect Christmas gift for a special girl can be as a painful as pulling teeth for guys. Well, for most guys.

If your girl is affectionately known to all as Sister Agness, or acts in such a way that random children call her “Maam”, then it’s your lucky day!

Sister Agness, Beautiful Isn't She? | By Through Painted Eyes

You can easily please this girl by helping her apply for her senior citizens bus card a few years early. Proceed from there to see a quiet, simple matinee. To make her feel extra special (without tiring her out too much of course), top it all off by taking her shopping for a brand a ‘new’ nightie and matching “tie-head”. Continue reading You Don’t Have To Be Kim Kardashian to Get a Guy (Just stop being a GERIATRIC). (Girl 7)

Avoid Her At All Cost: 6 Signs The Girl is A Psycho! (Girl 6)

Luke Jameson* is dead.

After a short intense period of piercing headaches, convulsions, diarrhea, vomiting, and a coma.

What Really Happened?

It looked like cholera, but that was unlikely – no one else country had it. Arsenic poisoning was just as wild a guess. The good old pathologist wanted to sleep however. Natural causes it is.

Luke’s mother however is not convinced. Mrs. Jameson is certain that one person is to be blamed – a 23 year old medical sciences student, Kristen Paige. Continue reading Avoid Her At All Cost: 6 Signs The Girl is A Psycho! (Girl 6)

Do Guys Think You Are An Emotional Burden? (Test Your Yourself) (Girl 5)

Just think of the sun baked chameleon played by Johnny Depp as he made his way across the desert in the opening scenes of the movie Rango.

Like the sun in an endless dessert saps all the life and energy from everything in sight, so this girl uses the commanding rays of her unstable emotions to kill all the pleasure and excitement inside a man’s life.

You are almost certainly a Kill-Joy if you are: Continue reading Do Guys Think You Are An Emotional Burden? (Test Your Yourself) (Girl 5)

My Least Favorite Girl Plus A Must See Video!

Today We Watch A Video (from Trinidad)! 

But first, I hope you’ve been enjoying the series so far. (I know I’ve been). 4 Down and 11 to Go!

My favorite line so far has been from the embarrassing woman:

As she reaches for the soup spoon in strident protest that she’s not use to eating meat with a fork, the man asks God, while trying to hold back the tears, “Lord, why do bad things happen to good people?”

Your favorite article (based on readership) has been:

She’s Just Too Desperate 

My least favorite girl so far has been (drum roll please):

The Boring Girl (yep, really don’t like)

So far, the response to the series (both on and off the internet) has been amazing. We will continue with Girl #5 on Monday (since I expect you all have better things to do on a Saturday and Sunday than read my blog).

The Video

Until Monday, I leave you with a spicy commentary from Trinidadian Comedian Whitney Williams on this very same topic.

P.S.

In Case You Are Wondering Why I Am Writing This Series

No. It is not because I am or have been hurt (*face palm* – someone told me that yesterday).

The whole ethos of Maximize My life is centered on how you and I can make the most of our lives. Its about making investments in things that will add lasting value to our lives and the lives of those around us. Its about ensuring we don’t waste our short time.

Many of you consider a loving committed relationship as something worth investing in. I agree fully. It’s right in line with the ethos of this blog.

This series therefore is genuinely tailored to giving ladies a peak inside a man’s mind.  My hope is that amid the humor (and if you reject some of what I say) you will get a glimpse into the things that count to us men and so be better equipped in your interactions us.  That’s all!

Make sure to make the most of your weekend! Go Maximize Your Life!

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Top 5 Signs You’re A Boring Girl & 2 Major Reasons Men Avoid You (Girl 4)

I’ve seen men, after trying their hardest to endure the agony, pass-up girls that look like Naomi Campbell, to pursue storybook happiness with the plainest Jane in the entire lane.

1916 Rea Irvin illustration, A Woman Boring Her Husband to Death

Women Can’t Understand It!

“I am so much prettier than her! What does he see in her? Me? Boring? What could he possibly mean?” Continue reading Top 5 Signs You’re A Boring Girl & 2 Major Reasons Men Avoid You (Girl 4)