This is a warning to all you beautiful girls who having looked in your mirror once too often, and heard “ohh your so pretty” just too many times, now think that they are doing every man a favour by their existence.
Yes you actually are beautiful, but here Are 6 Reasons Why We Think You Should Just “Get Over Yourself”.
“I am so much prettier than her! What does he see in her? Me? Boring? What could he possibly mean?”
It means you are so “uninteresting as to cause mental weariness” (ouch)(Am H). Being with you, in the words of Shakespeare, is as “tedious as a twice-told tale”. (To steal a line from a friend) you are as interesting as spending an entire Sunday evening watching freshly poured concrete harden.