Just think of the sun baked chameleon played by Johnny Depp as he made his way across the desert in the opening scenes of the movie Rango.
Like the sun in an endless dessert saps all the life and energy from everything in sight, so this girl uses the commanding rays of her unstable emotions to kill all the pleasure and excitement inside a man’s life.
You are almost certainly a Kill-Joy if you are:
Zzzzzzzz…Like a fly in the ear in the night when you want to sleep.
She always has something to complain about. Something is always in her water, the sun is always on her face, her work is always just too hard – she can have 10 of the world’s best mattresses and still find discomfort like the Princess and the pea.
2. A Tortured Soul
I kid you not, every day in her life a crisis occurs.
When it’s not her car, or the police, or the girl in corner, or her cousins – it’s the teacher who out of a class of 10,000 just happens to hate you of all people.
Can anybody be so perpetually unlucky?
3. A Guilt Tripper (Manipulative)
You know her? Every sentence starts with, “well if you loved me you would…”
“Well if you loved me you would call more.”
4. Super Clingy
She’s the type to call you 15 times within the hour and say “I just wanted to hear your voice again” or “are you sure that you really like me? Why don’t you call more?”
She’s always depressed no matter how much you explain to her that as much as you would love to, the university just won’t allow you to text her during your exams.
5. Consistently Ungrateful
Well you can’t complain about everything and give thanks, no can you.
You’re out studying late one night, she gets hungry and though the KFC is 5 miles away, you drive to pick up her favourite snack. 5 miles and back and as soon as you return all you hear is:
“Why’d you take so long? I nearly starved, jeez. If I had know you would’ve taken so long I never would have asked you.”
6. A Record-Keeper
She keeps a journal of offences. Forget those who actually called – she remembers every person who DID NOT call on her birthday.
Why We Find You Unbearable:
1. Nobody wants to hear about your problems all day, every single day when:
i. often they are not even real problems,
ii. there are so many people with much worse problems than you,
iii. you have so much to give God thanks for – and;
iv. we have problems too!
Can you just get over yourself sometimes?
2. You make the whole world seem blue.
Don’t you recognize that negativity is pervasive – it travels, it seeps through an entire room? Because of how negative you are, we start to see the world negative.
Every day is blue now when they – at least some of them – used to be bright.
3. You have a horrible effect on how we relate to others:
To cope with you your constant negativity, we’ve had to make ourselves harder. We have had to suppress our empathy. Now, everybody around me is starting to suffer. That’s not good.
Also, all our friends and family hate having you around – they just can never afford to accommodate you.
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